Oklahoma freaking out over tornadoes again. People freakin’ out and grabbing lawn chairs.

I got the live stream going on and the rain is pouring here in Del City.

Ya’ll stay safe!

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)

Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”

(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)

Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”

Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”

Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”

(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)

Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

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dykebrigade:

lesleypowers:

I’ve seen a lot of this on Tumblr lately, so this is for all of you (including me) who want to run around in jean shorts all summer but feel like you can’t because of some intangible socially conscribed idea of what bare legs are ‘supposed’ to look like.
(Of course, some people have their own perfectly good reasons for wanting to cover up, and that’s just as fine).

Rocking shorts and skirts this summer.
Showing off my tattoos and stubble and scars.
Fuck em.

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Doctor Who: SCREAMING

Supernatural: CRYING

Sherlock: WAITING

Merlin: DEAD

Star Trek: CRYING AND PAWING AT GLASS

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whatthefoklahoma:

cat-berlin:

This just happened. Should I feel bad for laughing?

What the hell?

That’s… just extremely fucked up.
And most people don’t suspect that I actually have a great dislike for humanity… olololol…

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cutepiku:

My sister actually has a cat who used to be feral. Took a good month or so to gain his trust, but now he is IN LOVE with her.
But yeah.

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Yahoo you have made a powerful enemy

sixhundrethfloor:

themasterslover:

ladyroscoe:

the-rise-of-misha:

We don’t like your presence,
Everyone on tumblr

*Whistles for hellhounds*

*hellhounds appear and tear the shit out of yahoo company members*

*moon moon shows up, trips upon arrival and misses the whole thing*

Ewwwwww. Fucking Yahoo.

The only thing I liked about them was Flickr.

Never change, Tumblr. ♥

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