piertotum-locomottor:

little-red-riding-cock:

brispeak:

Post-It Notes from a Stay-At-Home Dad.

These were all very entertaining :P

I love how he calls his wife “permanent roommate”

at least my coworker is hot

(Source: lohanofficial)

definited:

i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash

fandomstuck-cunt-flower:

parallelanprincess:

ericheartilly:

persephoneholly:

my-unashamedly-antiabortion-blog:

I am a Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust. 1/3 of my generation is gone and I will not turn my back on this tragedy. I have taken up my cross and joined the front lines of the Abortion Wars.

I will mourn the lost of 56+ million babies, I will grieve over the death of baby Isaiah, I will fight for the inherent right to life, for women to stop being treated as sex objects and for the post-abortive mothers and fathers who suffer in silence, and lastly pray for the end of abortion.

"I am a Survivors of the Abortion Holocaust.”
Are you a Jew, homosexual, disabled person, Roma, Jehovah’s Witness, born into 1940 Germany? No? Then you are not a survivor of the Holocaust.  

"1/3 of my generation is gone and I will not turn my back on this tragedy."
Yeah, and one third of ‘your generation’ lives in poverty, is hungry, needs medical care, is being abused, and needs support yet you weep over the ‘injustice’ of abortion.

"I have taken up my cross and joined the front lines of the Abortion Wars."
You are not Jesus. You are not a hero. You are a person sitting behind a little screen crying over some fertilized eggs.

"I will mourn the lost of 56+ million babies,"
Mourn the loss of the BILLIONS of babies who will die from hunger. Or who will die TONIGHT because of lack of health services. Mourn the loss of the MILLIONS of little girls who will die by suicide, in childbirth, or by the hands of their husbands because they are child-brides. Fetuses do not need you, real, living little kids need you.

"I will grieve over the death of baby Isaiah, I will fight for the inherent right to life,"
Sorry to break it to ya, but there isn’t an ‘inherent right to life.’ If there was, war, poverty, lack of healthcare, and the death penalty wouldn’t be around.

"for women to stop being treated as sex objects"
The first step of this is to stop seeing us as objects to carry a pregnancy. If we don’t want to be pregnant, we don’t want to be fucking pregnant and there is NOTHING you can say that will stop that.

"and for the post-abortive mothers and fathers who suffer in silence,"
Or you can just support them, no need to ‘fight’ anyone. People who regret their abortion need, first and foremost, people like you to shut the fuck up about ‘abortion is evil!’ ‘abortion kills a baby!’ because THAT is what causes the stigma. THAT makes people suffer. Second, they need people who will LISTEN without judgement. They need people who will SUPPORT how they feel, even if they are HAPPY about their abortion.

"and lastly pray for the end of abortion."

Good. Keep praying. Because everyone knows praying gets shit done.

If you don’t like abortions, don’t have one. 

HOLOCAUST AINT A FUCKING BUZZWORD TO PROVE A POINT

YOU DO NOT DO THAT

NO

NO

DON’T FUCKING USE HOLOCAUST TO TRY AND CONVINCE PEOPLE OF ANYTHING

girlwiththeflamingfist:

Bloody jesus that Gaia 18+ site.

Drooling for Nicolae porn too. Whhhhhaaaaaaaa…….

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Since when did they roll out that website? o_o Or is this just a joke screenshot?

earthtolindz:

jonsnowballs:

god bless captain america

Everyone thinks it’s because of what he doodled in Captain America but it’s really because The Wizard of Oz came out in 1939 and I would bet everything I have that Steve went and saw it and loved it.

Who can hate Steve? Seriously. D:

Anonymous sent: Your name is v confusing to me. Were you canned before and this is your new URL to celebrate freedom? Did someone say "You can Ricky" and this is your pessimistic response? (If so what is rickying because your name is Lexie according to your bio.) So v mysterious.

uncanricky:

dollsahoy:

mmymoon:

retrogradeworks:

dollsahoy:

uncanricky:

this is an odd and mysterious world.  the chime is ringing for the show time.  here, the curtain is ready to rise, leading you into the strange world…
feel like so!

*cackling*

Did they just make their answer into a Pullip description?  I think they did.  *clapclap*

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At this point I think we should just keep reblogging it with vague comments until someone puts it all together.

i mean, on one hand, i’m like 99.999% sure that anon knows, and was just sending a silly message because i hadn’t been active in a week, but on the other, every time i see “were you canned before?” followed by accumulating snark and silliness i am v v amused/ uwu

silvermoon424:

You know, I have to wonder if Chibiusa felt a sense of deja vu here. :P

I love how Usagi comforted her the same way Neo-Queen Serenity did, even without her realizing it. <3

cultdoe:

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cultdoe:

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kissedmequiteinsane:

“It takes a very secure man to walk like that.”

#NOW STOP AND IMAGINE THIS IS ACTUALLY ALFRED #GLIDE WITH ME BRUCE; GLIDE

(Source: topderek)

elegantpaws:

I’m sorry America but your education system is fucked up. It explains a great deal I see on tumblr.

(Source: sandandglass)

bogleech:

gameraboy:

"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks

I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.

You tell ‘em, Daisy. ♥

vandallsavage:

zezlemet:

Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do

Joker status:
[ ] Told
[ ] Told like a bitch
[X] Batman: The Brave And The Told

And this is one reason why I loved Batman Beyond. ♥

(Source: positivelycrippled)

(Source: usagis-love)

nicevagina:

nuclearworld:

Woman has a lot of sex: Whore.

Man has a lot of sex: God.

Woman is virgin by choice: Pure magical creature.

Man is virgin by choice: Loser.

society u ok

i’m glad she included the flip side

(Source: psychoalchemy)

(Source: derikisu)